I am officially going to just be “How I Am” 

So now, every fucking thing that I say or do can be excused because, “That’s just how I am” & I’m not going to change.

So if I offend you or hurt your feelings or say something I shouldn’t or do something I shouldn’t OH WELL, & TOO BAD & DEAL WITH IT CHUMP.

Because it’s how I am and I’m not going to change.

Oh yea, That’s right, watch out world! It is MOTHER FUCKING ON!

Screw biting your tongue, acting like a decent human being, empathy, sympathy and all that BULLSHIT. I am going all out on this one because…

It’s how I am and I’m not going to change.

I hope everyone understands and doesn’t criticize me for this and just are able to shut up and say:

Well, it’s just how she is, she’s not going to change  

Because HELL, that seems to work for everyone else. They get to walk around and be fuck asses because it’s how they are.

So when I come right out and call you a fuck ass, please don’t be alarmed … it’s just how I am :)

Y’all done fucked up now!

~Me

It is National Appreciate Your Super Awesome Great Mother In Law Day. If you have one good for you. Appreciate her and all she does. If you aren’t as fortunate, Coincidently it is also, National Get Super Awesomely Wasted Because Your Mother In Law Sucks So Bad & Is Too Old To Attack Even Though She Makes You Want To Gouge Her Eyeballs Out With A Hot Fork While Everyone Else Enables Her Terrible Behavior & You Apparently Have To “Deal” Because Thats “Just Who She Is” & You Can’t Change Or Make Anything Better Day. ;-)

*This Status Brought To You By One Supremely Angry Ass Mom*

Umm…NO ONE FUCKING CARES. 

;)

That is all.

~Me

You know what, yo? You a bitch!

You should have a travel agent cuz you a trip

You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit,

but all you got is some fucking issues you fucking bitch!

I hate your fucking guts. You’re stealing my husband you hussified home wrecker.
#pissoff
;)